oh those cheeky little monkey's

A night that began with a game of 6 dollar wine kings and ended in perversion. After doling out our left over food (cazz and i were headed to newcastle to stay with nelson and lisa and then sydney to stay with nicola so we wouldn't be needing it) we bought the cheapest alcohol we could find and began the dreaded game that always ends memorably, or would if someone took enough photos.

Tristan watched while Helena, Jen, Ben, Nir, cazz, me and our new dorm friend KC played. Tristan was committed to his early morning surf plans. Cazz and i intended to see Diane, who we met in Darwin but at 10pm, when we were supposed to be meeting her, we were all still sitting on the couch picking cards. Paul, a very stoned, very confused boy tried to join the game with no alcohol and no sense, we spent the rest of the night taking turns looking after him and trying to shoo him away.

we finally got on the arts factory bus just after 11. And guess who was in line of sight as soon as we walked into cheeky monkey's, DIANE. it was brilliant. a lot of horendous dancing ensued.

Oh and we bumped into Jordi from Barcelona who had been wearing a skirt during the day and who should not be allowed to play have you ever. That's cazz, jordi and diane.

We went home at about three, bumped into paul again, not sure what he was doing waiting outside cheeky monkey's as we had been in there for hours and he was never allowed in but oh well, he climbed on the bus with us. When we got home we decieded to be cheeky monkey;s and have an illegal spa (shuts at 10) so we went up to our dorm and started getting changed until caroline decided that paul should not be able to come in the spa as he would be loud and ruin it for all... so she started saying very loud and slow that we were all going to bed, it took a while for everyone to catch on and stop yelling 'no we arent we're having a spa' but eventually paul was taking to his dorm and tucked in (maybe, not sure).

we all climbed in to the spa, made a whole lot of noise as we climbed in because all the water went out of the spa and into the pool, it was pretty much half full by the time we were all in. No one could stop laughing, blame it on the heat of the spa, it goes to your head, and although we were all starving no one could get out because the fun of being in the contrabanned spa was just too much to say no to. eventually the night watchman discovered us but seeing out pathetically tame we were being decided we were allowed to stay. not the same after that.

most of us got out and had showers and got all snug for bed and then ended up meeting on that bench outside our dorm. Someone points out that two of the team are still in the spa, the joker of have you ever and little british friend. Caroline says how long til they kiss? then they do. before we know if clothes are off and there are mysterious sounds coming from the spa. well not so mysterious. No one seemed to think that this was not a spectator sport and so we stayed, not quite until the end as the show ran overtime, impressing everyone after 45 minutes. eventually, sobering up, we decided it was time to go to bed. at the time there were no moral qualms, the next morning however, we were all guiltridden, hiding our faces as our two special friends greeted us good morning.